The Most Important Poem
Imagine perfect boy born and raised,
almost perfect childhood,
father teaching him
how to work hard,
loving mother,
siblings of both sexes,
middle child,
sensitive, intelligent,
handsome, funny,
read one million books,
played one million games,
fabulous, skinny,
sexy as a devil
hypnotising as Kashpirovsky
Now portrait this man
meeting girl of his dreams
He falls for the girl with all his soul
He starts to know her so well
as if he swallowed all her brain
Literally he got so close to her,
he felt what felt her brain
he felt her brain as it was
some kind of small smart ball
hidden within his own brain
what does he do with her at this point?
obviously he is making love to her,
but is this love any different from another love?
Yes, it is different big time.
How is it different exactly?
This is how it is different exactly:
1. They don't use condoms since beginning of making love.
You insane Draco! Who sane would do this?! Have You heard of HIV?
You need to get to 'know better' the person You want to have child with!
You need to live together at least couple of years. Have plants. Have animal. Normal boring shit.
But we would not have this poem then, would we?
And it's supposed to be greatest piece of art ever created, right?
You've been pilling these boxes of experience
one above the other so high
You don't see the ground anymore Draco!
Do I?
It is for You to decide in Your own heart.
This is it.
It is not internet that has ruined Your life. Internet is great thing.
It's fucking condoms that ruined Your life.
'Thanks to' condoms You learned that sex lasts until ejaculation,
but this is the biggest lie of all times, doing this is the worst sin of all,
and I call it sin because if You don't make girl come,
You will feel bad because of mirror neurons obviously
it makes sense for gay sex to last until ejaculation, never heterosexual
So what does this greatest boy of all time do to his greatest love after ejaculating?
He obviously doesn't pull out dick, but still moves up and down extremely lazy
until his dick grows again and fucks her second time,
and only after making love two times it counts as one making love,
always, every single time they make love
if I read one more poll that couples make love for seven minutes on average I kill You.
This is not making love dear Don Juan, it's girl's hell.
So what is girls heaven?
You must not listen to many songs if You don't know yet
Love Me Two Times
You Shook Me All Night Long
Miss You Blink 182
Komentarze (29)
Also: make love, not war
Rebel Yell Billy Idol
Because The Night Patti Young
Patti Smith Group - Because the night
Young, lol, funny mistake,
You've been searching
for heart of gold or what?
The Hardest Button to Button The White Stripes
Obviously the author must have gone bananas. ???
English almost as bad as demonstrated by other distinguished linguists. No wonder nobody bothered to comment this masterpiece.
'Imagine perfect boy born and rised,...' -> 'Imagine perfect boy born and raised,...'
'He obviously don't pull... ' -> 'He obviously doesn't pull... '
Go back to primary school, where you belong!
Dzień Dobry, piszę tak bo tak bo dostałem komentarz od jakiegoś hiszpana że piszę tak źle po angielsku że nawet on rozumie o co mi chodzi, plus zacząłem pisać źle po angielsku przez pisanie z native writer'ami, nie widzę drogi odwrotu ;_;
also: thank You, I corrected mistakes, I think it's sometimes good thing to make mistakes, You see I make them when I am too excited about something, take this into consideration
DrV
Language is not the issue.
Your story is not worth publishing in any language: it is poorly written, lacks depth, thoughtfulness and worst — it is obscene.
Give yourself a break or jerk off, if you so excited ?
Narrator it was the point to be the most obscene poem this world has seen, I have never been given better praise, thank You https://youtu.be/mdwZV4Y95Nw
DrV
Oh, don't flatter yourself.
Nobody cares about your 'wonderful' poem. I was the only one who commented it, because I found amusing to observe failed attempts of impressing readers with pitiful level of English like yours.
You are not able to write a simple answer without making many mistakes. You make a laughing stock of yourself.
See ya round like a donut,
Narrator
Narrator best moment of my life was when I was young father and two sisters were dancing with me obsceniest You can imagine, one of them didn't know her husband yet, and another didn't know father of her children yet, obscene is beauty IRL and there is no turning back from it and denying it is a lie. Also number of people reading what I wrote by entering this site is obvioisly false
DrV
What you just wrote is totally gibberish, incomprehensible pile of words, some of them misspelled. Clearly, you have a problem expressing yourself in English.
I suggest you switch to Polish, or don't expect anybody falling for your made up life experience.
Ta ta for now,
Narrator
Narrator I care, but ja to tylko umiem czytać po angielsku. Wiersz dał mi Charles Bukowski vibe ?.
Narrator
I never lie, the one thing I hate the most is to lie
Stal I guess I can't escape being compared to him, I guess he must have been not so bad of a poet
Stal
Good. I leave you and the author to indulge in his future output.
DrV
And this is the biggest lie of all lies!
Narrator it is too great of a story to be a lie,
and if it is, isn't it the most beautiful lie
man has seen since a very long time?
DrV
Great stories are always lies, because people don't dream about things they already have. But to understand this, you have to start thinking in English.
Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease,
Narrator
Nie robi się w angielskim you z dużej litery.
https://forum.wordreference.com/threads/capitalization-of-you.2003500/
To jest polski i niemiecki ( "Sie" ) wymysł.
Jeżeli jakiś wymysł jest i polski i niemiecki to jak może być zły?
Outro: marta's big sister
were laughing with her
soon-to-be husband
and searching together
for condom that slipped away
So this is my message to all the chicks around the world: if You want to have sex with a man, and You are not prepared to search condom laughing with man You just had sex with it is better for You not to have sex with this man, it is very easy for condom to slip from dick, every real fucker knows it
Lol, I can feel that lesson from today is hard for many people
Jak znasz Kaszpirowskiego to na pewno nie byłeś "gimbusem" :) "Gimby nie znajo"
Faktycznie, trafna diagnoza:)
DrV adin dwa tri - przed teleekspresem lub wiadomościami w niedzielę w tvp :)
Ale Kashpirovski raczej lub nawet Kashpirovsky zgodnie z językiem uzytym w utworze.
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