The Most Important Poem

Imagine perfect boy born and raised,

almost perfect childhood,

father teaching him

how to work hard,

loving mother,

siblings of both sexes,

middle child,

 

sensitive, intelligent,

handsome, funny,

read one million books,

played one million games,

fabulous, skinny,

sexy as a devil

hypnotising as Kashpirovsky

 

Now portrait this man

meeting girl of his dreams

He falls for the girl with all his soul

He starts to know her so well

as if he swallowed all her brain

Literally he got so close to her,

he felt what felt her brain

he felt her brain as it was

some kind of small smart ball

hidden within his own brain

 

what does he do with her at this point?

obviously he is making love to her,

but is this love any different from another love?

Yes, it is different big time.

How is it different exactly?

This is how it is different exactly:

1. They don't use condoms since beginning of making love.

You insane Draco! Who sane would do this?! Have You heard of HIV?

You need to get to 'know better' the person You want to have child with!

You need to live together at least couple of years. Have plants. Have animal. Normal boring shit.

But we would not have this poem then, would we?

And it's supposed to be greatest piece of art ever created, right?

You've been pilling these boxes of experience

one above the other so high

You don't see the ground anymore Draco!

Do I?

It is for You to decide in Your own heart.

This is it.

It is not internet that has ruined Your life. Internet is great thing.

It's fucking condoms that ruined Your life.

'Thanks to' condoms You learned that sex lasts until ejaculation,

but this is the biggest lie of all times, doing this is the worst sin of all,

and I call it sin because if You don't make girl come,

You will feel bad because of mirror neurons obviously

it makes sense for gay sex to last until ejaculation, never heterosexual

So what does this greatest boy of all time do to his greatest love after ejaculating?

He obviously doesn't pull out dick, but still moves up and down extremely lazy

until his dick grows again and fucks her second time,

and only after making love two times it counts as one making love,

always, every single time they make love

if I read one more poll that couples make love for seven minutes on average I kill You.

This is not making love dear Don Juan, it's girl's hell.

So what is girls heaven?

You must not listen to many songs if You don't know yet

Love Me Two Times

You Shook Me All Night Long

Miss You Blink 182

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Komentarze (29)

  • DrV dwa lata temu
    Also: make love, not war
  • DrV dwa lata temu
    Rebel Yell Billy Idol
    Because The Night Patti Young
  • DrV dwa lata temu
    Patti Smith Group - Because the night
  • DrV dwa lata temu
    Young, lol, funny mistake,
    You've been searching
    for heart of gold or what?
  • DrV dwa lata temu
    The Hardest Button to Button The White Stripes
  • Narrator dwa lata temu
    Obviously the author must have gone bananas. ???

    English almost as bad as demonstrated by other distinguished linguists. No wonder nobody bothered to comment this masterpiece.

    'Imagine perfect boy born and rised,...' -> 'Imagine perfect boy born and raised,...'
    'He obviously don't pull... ' -> 'He obviously doesn't pull... '

    Go back to primary school, where you belong!
  • DrV dwa lata temu
    Dzień Dobry, piszę tak bo tak bo dostałem komentarz od jakiegoś hiszpana że piszę tak źle po angielsku że nawet on rozumie o co mi chodzi, plus zacząłem pisać źle po angielsku przez pisanie z native writer'ami, nie widzę drogi odwrotu ;_;
  • DrV dwa lata temu
    also: thank You, I corrected mistakes, I think it's sometimes good thing to make mistakes, You see I make them when I am too excited about something, take this into consideration
  • Narrator dwa lata temu
    DrV
    Language is not the issue.

    Your story is not worth publishing in any language: it is poorly written, lacks depth, thoughtfulness and worst — it is obscene.

    Give yourself a break or jerk off, if you so excited ?
  • DrV dwa lata temu
    Narrator it was the point to be the most obscene poem this world has seen, I have never been given better praise, thank You https://youtu.be/mdwZV4Y95Nw
  • Narrator dwa lata temu
    DrV
    Oh, don't flatter yourself.

    Nobody cares about your 'wonderful' poem. I was the only one who commented it, because I found amusing to observe failed attempts of impressing readers with pitiful level of English like yours.

    You are not able to write a simple answer without making many mistakes. You make a laughing stock of yourself.

    See ya round like a donut,
    Narrator
  • DrV dwa lata temu
    Narrator best moment of my life was when I was young father and two sisters were dancing with me obsceniest You can imagine, one of them didn't know her husband yet, and another didn't know father of her children yet, obscene is beauty IRL and there is no turning back from it and denying it is a lie. Also number of people reading what I wrote by entering this site is obvioisly false
  • Narrator dwa lata temu
    DrV
    What you just wrote is totally gibberish, incomprehensible pile of words, some of them misspelled. Clearly, you have a problem expressing yourself in English.

    I suggest you switch to Polish, or don't expect anybody falling for your made up life experience.

    Ta ta for now,
    Narrator
  • Stal dwa lata temu
    Narrator I care, but ja to tylko umiem czytać po angielsku. Wiersz dał mi Charles Bukowski vibe ?.
  • DrV dwa lata temu
    Narrator
    I never lie, the one thing I hate the most is to lie
  • DrV dwa lata temu
    Stal I guess I can't escape being compared to him, I guess he must have been not so bad of a poet
  • Narrator dwa lata temu
    Stal
    Good. I leave you and the author to indulge in his future output.
  • Narrator dwa lata temu
    DrV
    And this is the biggest lie of all lies!
  • DrV dwa lata temu
    Narrator it is too great of a story to be a lie,
    and if it is, isn't it the most beautiful lie
    man has seen since a very long time?
  • Narrator dwa lata temu
    DrV
    Great stories are always lies, because people don't dream about things they already have. But to understand this, you have to start thinking in English.

    Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease,
    Narrator
  • Abbie Faria dwa lata temu
    Nie robi się w angielskim you z dużej litery.
    https://forum.wordreference.com/threads/capitalization-of-you.2003500/
    To jest polski i niemiecki ( "Sie" ) wymysł.
  • DrV dwa lata temu
    Jeżeli jakiś wymysł jest i polski i niemiecki to jak może być zły?
  • DrV dwa lata temu
    Outro: marta's big sister
    were laughing with her
    soon-to-be husband
    and searching together
    for condom that slipped away
  • DrV dwa lata temu
    So this is my message to all the chicks around the world: if You want to have sex with a man, and You are not prepared to search condom laughing with man You just had sex with it is better for You not to have sex with this man, it is very easy for condom to slip from dick, every real fucker knows it
  • DrV dwa lata temu
    Lol, I can feel that lesson from today is hard for many people
  • Abbie Faria dwa lata temu
    Jak znasz Kaszpirowskiego to na pewno nie byłeś "gimbusem" :) "Gimby nie znajo"
  • DrV dwa lata temu
    Faktycznie, trafna diagnoza:)
  • Abbie Faria dwa lata temu
    DrV adin dwa tri - przed teleekspresem lub wiadomościami w niedzielę w tvp :)
  • Abbie Faria dwa lata temu
    Ale Kashpirovski raczej lub nawet Kashpirovsky zgodnie z językiem uzytym w utworze.

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