The Most Important Poem
Imagine perfect boy born and raised,
almost perfect childhood,
father teaching him
how to work hard,
loving mother,
siblings of both sexes,
middle child,
sensitive, intelligent,
handsome, funny,
read one million books,
played one million games,
fabulous, skinny,
sexy as a devil
hypnotising as Kashpirovsky
Now portrait this man
meeting girl of his dreams
He falls for the girl with all his soul
He starts to know her so well
as if he swallowed all her brain
Literally he got so close to her,
he felt what felt her brain
he felt her brain as it was
some kind of small smart ball
hidden within his own brain
what does he do with her at this point?
obviously he is making love to her,
but is this love any different from another love?
Yes, it is different big time.
How is it different exactly?
This is how it is different exactly:
1. They don't use condoms since beginning of making love.
You insane Draco! Who sane would do this?! Have You heard of HIV?
You need to get to 'know better' the person You want to have child with!
You need to live together at least couple of years. Have plants. Have animal. Normal boring shit.
But we would not have this poem then, would we?
And it's supposed to be greatest piece of art ever created, right?
You've been pilling these boxes of experience
one above the other so high
You don't see the ground anymore Draco!
Do I?
It is for You to decide in Your own heart.
This is it.
It is not internet that has ruined Your life. Internet is great thing.
It's fucking condoms that ruined Your life.
'Thanks to' condoms You learned that sex lasts until ejaculation,
but this is the biggest lie of all times, doing this is the worst sin of all,
and I call it sin because if You don't make girl come,
You will feel bad because of mirror neurons obviously
it makes sense for gay sex to last until ejaculation, never heterosexual
So what does this greatest boy of all time do to his greatest love after ejaculating?
He obviously doesn't pull out dick, but still moves up and down extremely lazy
until his dick grows again and fucks her second time,
and only after making love two times it counts as one making love,
always, every single time they make love
if I read one more poll that couples make love for seven minutes on average I kill You.
This is not making love dear Don Juan, it's girl's hell.
So what is girls heaven?
You must not listen to many songs if You don't know yet
Love Me Two Times
You Shook Me All Night Long
Miss You Blink 182
Komentarze (29)
Because The Night Patti Young
You've been searching
for heart of gold or what?
English almost as bad as demonstrated by other distinguished linguists. No wonder nobody bothered to comment this masterpiece.
'Imagine perfect boy born and rised,...' -> 'Imagine perfect boy born and raised,...'
'He obviously don't pull... ' -> 'He obviously doesn't pull... '
Go back to primary school, where you belong!
Language is not the issue.
Your story is not worth publishing in any language: it is poorly written, lacks depth, thoughtfulness and worst — it is obscene.
Give yourself a break or jerk off, if you so excited ?
Oh, don't flatter yourself.
Nobody cares about your 'wonderful' poem. I was the only one who commented it, because I found amusing to observe failed attempts of impressing readers with pitiful level of English like yours.
You are not able to write a simple answer without making many mistakes. You make a laughing stock of yourself.
See ya round like a donut,
Narrator
What you just wrote is totally gibberish, incomprehensible pile of words, some of them misspelled. Clearly, you have a problem expressing yourself in English.
I suggest you switch to Polish, or don't expect anybody falling for your made up life experience.
Ta ta for now,
Narrator
I never lie, the one thing I hate the most is to lie
Good. I leave you and the author to indulge in his future output.
And this is the biggest lie of all lies!
and if it is, isn't it the most beautiful lie
man has seen since a very long time?
Great stories are always lies, because people don't dream about things they already have. But to understand this, you have to start thinking in English.
Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease,
Narrator
https://forum.wordreference.com/threads/capitalization-of-you.2003500/
To jest polski i niemiecki ( "Sie" ) wymysł.
were laughing with her
soon-to-be husband
and searching together
for condom that slipped away
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